I Love Technology (Lafawnduh’s Song) 

By Kipman Ronald Dynamite

Why do you love me 
Why do you need me 
Always and forever 

We met in a chat room 
Now our love can fully bloom 
Sure, the World Wide Web is great 
But you, you make me ‘salvivate’ 

Yes, I love technology 
But not as much as you, you see 
But I still love technology 
Always and forever 

Our love is like a flock of doves
Flying up to heaven above 
Always and forever 
Always and forever 

Yes, our love is truly great 
Always and forever 

Why do you need me 
Why do you love me… 

Sorry I’m late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys. 
Hey Deb, can you take a photo of me on the horse real quick’ 
I hope you guys’s experiences are unforgettable. 
Lookee lookee, a little keepsake for you guys. 

Napoleon Dynamite (2004) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0374900/

I Love Technology - Kip from Napoleon Dynamite